Written by: Richard Sale
Directed by: J. Lee Thompson
Starring: Charles Bronson, Will
Sampson, Jack Warden
It's been almost ten years since my
grandfather died. He was a gruff but loving fellow, who was always
quick with a joke or a poke to the ribs, but didn't suffer fools. I
believe I inherited some of his no-nonsense bluntness, but we didn't
have a great deal of interests in common. Sure, he was an avid
reader, but his favorite author was Louis L'Amour, not H.P. Lovecraft
or Douglas Adams. Our way of bonding came mostly through doing farm
work together, which is a fine thing and no mistake. But I'll never
forget the time one weekend when I was staying with grandma and
grandpa because mom and dad were on a motorcycle trip, and I sat and
watched the only movie I ever saw with grandpa; Ilsa: She-Wolf of
the SS. Ah, but I kid. It was
White Buffalo. He
wanted to watch it because it was a Charles Bronson western –
Bronson's last, in fact. I wanted to watch it because it's a sorta
kinda monster movie, a bit like Jaws
with cowboys and Indians. The movie delivers marvelously on both
fronts, and while I'm sure the parts with the buffalo didn't register
as anything special for him, and I know most of the human action
didn't do much for me the first time around, this time I found the
interplay between Wild Bill, Crazy Horse, Charlie, and the other
characters to be even more enjoyable than the parts with the mostly
very impressive full-sized animatronic buffalo built by Carlo
Rambaldi (I say mostly because there's one truly unfortunately shot
that should have been removed in editing where you get a long, clear
look at the machinery running the beast and the track it's moving on
– it makes the shot down the shark's throat in Jaws 2
look dignified).
Until
this weekend, when I found it on YouTube, I hadn't seen the movie
since that night. It's been over 20 years, but the dream sequences
have remained vividly in my head all that time, and unlike so many
movies you retain memories of seeing once when you were a kid, it was
exactly the way I remembered it. The movie is soaked in atmosphere,
the Colorado and New Mexico location sequences bringing home just how
huge and lonely and imposing the American West can be, and the sound
stage sequences taking on a surreal tone that reminds me of nothing
so much as Razorback
(albeit not nearly that weird).
An aging Wild Bill
Hickok is suffering from nightmares of being charged in a
snow-covered clearing by a monstrous white buffalo. The dreams have
all but destroyed his ability to sleep, crushed his waking life with
fear and stress, and are taking a physical toll in a condition that
is eroding his eyesight and causes him to wear dark glasses (an
affliction that plagued the real Wild Bill – he was diagnosed with
glaucoma in 1876, but a disease called trachoma was also very common
at the time and could have been the cause of his problem) and he
decides the only way he can get shut of his troubles is to go back
west one last time and kill a white buffalo. Problem is, they're
thought to have all been killed off. Still, something tells Bill
there's one last white spike out there with his name on it. He
tracks down his old friend Charlie Zane, who has been telling anyone
who will listen that a white buffalo followed him into a canyon and
set off an avalanche that nearly killed him. With the promise of a
$2,000 payday should they manage to bring back the hide of such a
creature, the two friends head off into the hills to hunt.
Meanwhile,
in a surprisingly violent sequence for a PG movie (I know they got
away with a lot more under that rating in the 70s, but I assumed a
line would be drawn at multiple skull crushings, decapitations, and
gorings), the buffalo tears through a Sioux camp, trampling and
goring dozens of tribespeople to death. Among the dead is the
daughter of Chief Crazy Horse, whose wails of grief prompt their
medicine man to tell him that he is in no fit mental state to lead
the tribe until he can wrap his dead child in the hide of the white
buffalo that killed her and get some closure. The medicine man
strips him of his true name, redubbing him Worm for the duration of
his quest, and Crazy Horse hits the war path with preternaturally
intelligent homicidal bison on his mind.
Bill and Charlie
have seen Crazy Horse at a distance, but they come across him up
close and personal one day when they find him under fire from a war
party of Crow Indians looking to expand their territory. They take
the Crow by surprise and save Crazy Horse, figuring if there's at
least one Indian around who doesn't want to kill them they'll
consider it a win. Crazy Horse gets to return the favor later when a
group of bounty hunters led by Whistling Jack Kileen pin down Bill
and Charlie on the side of the snow-covered mountain the white
buffalo calls home.
Once the trio are
back in the cave Bill and Charlie have turned into their base camp,
Charlie isn't convinced it's a good idea to let Worm (they still
don't know who he really is) share their food and shelter, no matter
how friendly he seems. He warms up when Worm hands him a rifle he
took off one of Kileen's men, which is nicer than anything he's ever
owned in his life. Then comes my favorite character moment in the
movie, when Charlie introduces himself and we find out he was once a
legendary warrior the Sioux named One Eye. Worm is baffled, as
Charlie clearly has both his eyes. Charlie then terrifies the poor
Sioux by popping out his glass eye and dancing around cackling! Worm
backs up against the wall until Bill steps in and whacks Charlie's
eye against the coffee pot to show him it's made of glass and there's
no magic.
Through their
campfire discussion, they discover their reasons for being on the
mountain are at odds. Though each considers the other a brother now
due to their mutual lifesaving, they are still enemies when it comes
to the white buffalo. Neither is willing to bend to the other's
will, and though Crazy Horse definitely has the more important reason
to want to kill the beast, Bill isn't wild about the idea of waking
up screaming and firing his sidearms at everything in the room every
night for the rest of his life either. It's also implied that the
terror of the buffalo dreams is not only responsible for his
deteriorating health and eyesight, but is also causing erectile
dysfunction! He needs to shoot that buffalo so he can shoot
his...well, you know.
They go their
separate ways, and both track the creature to the place Bill sees in
all his dreams, and sure enough, the monster bison comes tearing
through the trees. After several attempts to take it down, Bill's
shots finally drop the thing, and Crazy Horse jumps in with his knife
to finish it off. Bill lets Crazy Horse keep the hide, which is the
last straw for Charlie. He tells Bill their friendship is over, and
begins to make his way back to town. Crazy Horse tells Bill that he
may have lost one friend, but he has gained another. Unfortunately,
a final war is coming between the Sioux and the white men, and though
they are brothers, if they ever meet again it will be as Sioux and
white man, and they will be enemies.
The movie plays
very fair with its two leads at the end. Of course, since they're
historical characters instead of fictional creations, we couldn't
very well leave Crazy Horse as Worm, but the fact that the Native
American is treated not just with dignity but as having needs more
important than the white character is refreshing. It's the only
honest way to end the story, but honesty isn't always in Hollywood's
list of priorities if it comes at the cost of making the big action
star look impressive and manly. It's also a very bittersweet scene,
reflecting the bigger picture of the changing times, the end of the
Sioux nation, as well as all the other Native American tribes, and
the taming of the Wild West.
Dino De Laurentiis
movies aren't often (or ever) said to have any depth, but this one
really does. It's extremely well written, directed, and acted, and
that brings some real power and emotion to what would, even without
the layers, be a tremendously entertaining genre hybrid of Western
and horror that truly is one of a kind.
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