Written by: Stephen Norrington
Directed by: Stephen Norrington
Starring:
Brad Dourif as Jack Dante
Ely Pouget as Hayden Cale
John Sharian as Raimi
William Hootkins as Carpenter
Everyone wants to be a director. The
actors, the producers, the writers, the grips and gaffers and
doughnut runners from craft services; everyone thinks they can make a
movie. Special effects artists are no different. Most of the
directorial efforts by special effects artists tend to suggest that
they're probably very good at designing special effects. Only a small
handful of them have turned out to be really great: Pumpkinhead;
Tom Savini's Night of the Living Dead
remake; To Catch A
Yeti.
Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get my point. It's a short
list, and among those honorable few is tonight's movie.
Stephen
Norrington worked on the creature effects for quite an astonishing
array of great movies, including Aliens,
Alien3, Hardware, Young Sherlock Holmes,
and one of my personal favorite movies ever, Split
Second.
After tonight's feature, he went on to direct the first Blade,
and,
unfortunately, The
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,
which seems to have ended his directing career. Which is a damn
shame, because he showed a tremendous amount of promise as a
filmmaker.
The Chaank Corporation, which specializes in military hardware and
defense contracting, has been having difficulties keeping their
shareholders happy lately. Stock prices keep dropping, despite the
rollout of an exciting new project called Hard Man. Hard Man is one
of those super-soldier programs wherein war vets who have sustained
catastrophic brain damage have their memories wiped and are placed
into powered armor exo-skeletons. The project has, however, gone over
about as well as New Coke because the test subjects keep breaking out
of the lab, causing enormous amounts of property damage, and killing
innocent civilians.
Along with the public outcry over the Hard Man disasters, Chaank has
also been experiencing a great deal of tumult within the company.
Hard Man has been headed up by Chaank's resident mad scientist, Jack
Dante, and every time someone confronts him about the project's
failure, they've wound up scattered all over Chaank HQ in little
pieces. Rumor has it he's been working on another project deep within
the lowest levels of the R&D department, where he also lives in
his weird little cyberpunk lair. It's something called a “frontline
morale destroyer”, and the top brass have a feeling he's been
letting it loose in the building after hours. They've brought in a
corporate investigator named Hayden Cale to look into both the Hard
Man failures as well as the internal killings. They're all too afraid
to address the problem themselves, so they figure someone from the
outside might be able to get the job done and save all their skins
for them.
Cale calls for full public disclosure and the immediate termination
of Dante. She goes about trying to lock him out of all the company's
systems at the same time a group of activists break into the building
to steal all of Chaank's private files and expose them. The group,
led by Sam Raimi (yes, this is one of those movies, but it's at least
a little bit clever about it – more on that later), take everyone
hostage at first. It's not long before Dante escapes into his lab and
sets the Warbeast loose, and their only hope for survival may be the
very thing the activists came to put an end to: the malfunctioning
Hard Man armor.
As I said before, this is one of those movies where all the
characters are named after cult horror icons who influenced or
inspired the filmmakers. However, Norrington actually makes clever
use of some of his nudge-winkery. There's a scene late in the movie
when Raimi fires a missile at the Warbeast, and the camera follows
along hot on the projectile's exhaust trail in a shot very
reminiscent of the POV shots of the evil in Evil Dead. The
script is generally quite clever and blackly funny. There's some
solid corporate satire stuff that manages to stand on its own two
feet and not just feel like a poor man's Robo-Cop, and in the
extended version currently available on YouTube, Cale gets some extra
back story that her husband left her because she was giving their
baby a bath in the sink and accidentally ground its arm off in the
garbage disposal. Horrifying, I know, but it almost feels like it's
being played for appalled laughter rather than straight up shock.
The performances are excellent across
the board. Hammy where appropriate, but in a controlled and
intentional way that adds to the humor. When Raimi gets strapped into
the Hard Man unit and it takes control of his brain, he begins
screaming all of his dialog at the top of his lungs and it's an
amusing touch that they took what should be the big badass hero of
the movie and made him an over-the-top shouty doofus instead. It's
not surprising, considering this flick has quite the roster of
character actors. Raimi is played by John Sharian, who had small
parts in lots of big movies like Fifth Element
and Saving Private Ryan,
but he's most recognizable to us Smeg Heads as alternate Lister in
the Red Dwarf episode
“Back to Reality.” John Carpenter is played by the delightfully
named William Hootkins, who also appeared in lots of big movies like
Batman and Raiders
of the Lost Ark. It also
features Richard Brake, who played the ambulance driver who says,
“Fuck” about five hundred times before dying in Rob Zombie's
Halloween 2, and is
currently the Night King on Game of Thrones,
as well as being the first feature film appearance of Rachel Weisz.
Of
course, the real star of the show is Brad Dourif, who is in full-on
cranked-up-to-11 crazy mode here and absolutely owns every frame he
appears in. I'd rather meet him in a dark alley as Charles Lee Ray
than Jack Dante, honestly. Dude is bonkers.
Death Machine
was a UK/Japanese co-production, and even though the only connection
seems to be monetary and there's nary a Japanese name in the crew,
the miniature effects shots and indeed the whole aesthetic of the
movie is a lot like a Japanese sci-fi movie from the late 80's/early
90's like Gunhed or
Zeiram. The Warbeast
itself is awesome. It's sort of a giant metal dinosaur with
Cuisinarts for hands and a three-foot hydraulic powered bear trap for
a head.
This one is
definitely worth your time to check out. It's a great
action/horror/sci-fi genre blender and comes highly recommended by
yours gruesomely. Sadly it hasn't gotten the Blu ray special edition
treatment yet (and I'll damn well be the first in the checkout line
when it does), but the extended cut on YouTube isn't bad as VHS rips
go and hey, it won't cost you anything.
Hard Man is one of those super-soldier programs wherein war vets who have sustained catastrophic brain damage have their memories wiped and are placed into powered armor exo-skeletons.
ReplyDeleteAs you do.
There's something really charming about the assumption that brainwashed-cyborg-super-soldier programs are just a thing that people do.
You watch enough of these things and that becomes a pretty safe assumption. If we're not doing it for real already, it's only because the technology to interface a human brain directly with a computer isn't there yet.
ReplyDelete