Written by: Ottavio Alessi, Maria Pia
Fusco, Piero Vivarelli
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Starring: Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti,
Roger Browne
I'm watching these things all out of
order. For a series of virtually plotless sexploitation movies, it's
starting to seem like that matters more than you would expect. I'll
grant you, you're not exactly going to be lost if you don't watch
them chronologically, but judging by the two I've seen so far, there
is a certain amount of character development going on with Emanuelle.
Contemplate this shit on the Tree of Woe: Joe D'Amato, one of the
most notoriously sloppy directors in a film industry famous for
nothing if not sloppy directors, advanced his main character more
over the course of five movies made in two years
than the entire James Bond franchise has in over six
decades. That may seem like
comparing apples to Walther PPKs at first glance, but the comparison
is a fair one. Think about it; both characters are morally vague
heroes who operate undercover to bust international bad guys on a
series of adventures that take them to exotic locations all over the
world where they have sex with everything that moves whether it's
trying to kill them or not. Hell, Emanuelle Around the
World featured a white slaver
with an extremely distinctive deformity that practically made him a
Bond villain!
D'Amato
and Gemser's first collaboration with the character, Emanuelle
in Bangkok, is supposed to be
the least violent of the bunch, more a straight up softcore sex flick
(and the way things are going I'll probably end up watching that one
last, sort of like if Irreversible
was a franchise, where we finish up seeing our heroine happy and
relatively innocent, as far as that term applies to someone whom we
see have sex with about seventy-five people in 90 minutes, but we're
fully aware of the horrible things that await her) without most of
the rough, nasty exploitation elements that would come to define
these flicks. D'Amato starts getting serious stretching his evil bat
wings out in that direction in Emanuelle In America,
but not til the movie is two thirds of the way over.
We join Emanuelle
at her side job as a glamor photographer, taking pictures of a bunch
of nekkid chicks. One of them is complaining about how her new
boyfriend is a prude and she's getting quite antsy in the pants. On
the way home, a man who was concealed in the back seat of her car
sits up, pulls a gun on her, and forces her to pull into a secluded
area. It's the model's boyfriend, who is clearly batshit insane,
bent on murdering Emanuelle for corrupting his woman into showing her
body for money and – horror of horrors – wanting to have sex with
him! She disarms the situation by blowing him and he runs screaming
into the street. Ludicrous as all this is, it really sets up just
how much of a badass Emanuelle is. With no weapon other than sex,
and not once losing her cool, she disarms a madman with a gun to her
head bent on killing her without batting an eye, keeps control of the
situation the whole time, and regards the whole thing with nothing
more than an, “Oh, you!” smile before driving off and never even
mentioning it again! Clearly this is a woman who can handle herself
and doesn't need a big strong man to protect her. You know, the more
I think about it, I really would love to have seen Emanuelle and
James Bond cross paths.
Her assignment (I
use the term loosely because her editor never actually tells her to
do any of this stuff, and it's not entirely clear if she's actively
following the trail of the snuff movies she winds up confronting or
just sort of blunders into the situation) begins in earnest by
getting into the harem of some big beardy Dutch guy who has a girl
for every month of the year, and even calls them by their star signs
and has them wear red bikini bottoms with a gold zodiac symbol to
denote which is which. The girls inevitably have sex with each other
more than they do the beardy Dutchman or any of his wealthy friends
who he has over for fuck parties, but the real high point (if you
want to call it that) of this segment is Pedro. When Emanuelle is
introduced to the other girls, they tell her one of them has found a
new lover to keep her occupied when her services aren't required, and
say she hasn't been the same since she met Pedro. And then during
one of the aforementioned parties, everyone goes to the outbuildings
to spy on her jerking off Pedro. And Pedro is a horse. Yeah.
Next it's off to
Italy with a duke. Maybe the Duke of Earl, I don't know. Anyway, he
takes her to a big party which ends with a girl covered in frosting
popping out of a cake, and then everybody has sex. I just assume
this is every night in Italy, it's probably not that big a deal.
Somehow this leads
her to a top secret sex resort on a Greek island where bored,
extraordinarily rich women while away their lonely lives being
jackhammered by burly men in a variety of fantasy situations. I
guess it's possible that the point of all this is she's just doing a
think piece on how far people will go to get their jollies when they
get bored with missionary, but if that's the case it could have been
elaborated on a little more. Look at me demanding plot development
from my smut. This segment surprised me by having some hardcore
shots that seemed to have been filmed as part of the movie rather
than inserts shot later. My copy of Emanuelle Around the World
is the X-rated cut, with the porn inserts re-inserted (huh huh huh)
and is advertised as such. This flick made no such claims, and not
only do the film quality and actors from the hardcore shots match the
rest of the movie, they're considerably more graphic than in the
other movie! Thankfully the money shots were in this segment and not
back in the horse barn...
Emanuelle gets
busted taking pictures and is taken to the...what, concierge? I keep
wanting to call her warden for some reason. Anyway, the woman who
runs the place seems to be on the verge of having Emanuelle killed
(can't really call the cops to complain about someone taking pictures
of your illegal sex business), when our heroine all but force feeds
her one of the aphrodisiac-laced dick-shaped cookies from a jar on
the counter (I couldn't make this shit up if I tried) and essentially
rapes her 'til she likes it, then scarpers while the warden is still
basking in the afterglow.
Then it's finally
back to America for the last fifteen or so minutes, where Emanuelle
hooks up with a sleazy senator. She seems to be fully aware that
he's got something nasty going on, and again it would have been nice
to see her do a little more investigating and digging up clues that
would have made this seem like she did more than walk by this guy on
the street and have a psychic flash that told her he was running
snuff movies. She jumps into bed with him and keeps telling him that
she wants to try something really intense, until he finally shows his
cards and rolls one of his snuff reels. He then drugs her and takes
her to the facility where they're made.
Up until now this
has been an extraordinarily goofy and tacky sex flick, but still
fairly innocent stuff (apart from the horse masturbation, anyway),
but here it takes a serious turn for the nasty. The reel the senator
shows Emanuelle is a silent, black and white thing on really low
grade film, and it looks every bit as horrific and convincing as the
worst stuff from Cannibal Holocaust thanks to the same trick
of hiding less convincing effects with the shitty film quality,
coupled with the fact that you really only ever get quick glimpses of
it, so the images burn themselves onto your brain and then are gone
before you have a chance to scrutinize them too closely. I'm not
sure exactly where this studio is supposed to be, it looks like it
might be in Cuba or maybe South America somewhere, but the atmosphere
of it isn't so much a little back room black market job like you
would expect, but something more akin to a slaughterhouse. It's
pretty awful. On the one hand, this stuff is so strong that I really
wish the movie as a whole had been more focused on this element.
D'Amato missed an opportunity to make what could have been one of the
most upsetting exploitation movies of all time. On the other hand,
it's possible that it has the power it does precisely because it
comes so out of left field after the rest of the movie being so
light-hearted. It's kind of like getting a really nice blow job, and
then just as you're about to come she stops sucking and smashes you
in the face with a cinder block.
Emanuelle takes
what she is sure is the story of a lifetime back to her editor, only
to be informed that the owners of the magazine refuse to print a
single word or photo of her story. Fed up, she quits on the spot and
runs off to a tropical island with her boyfriend to live a free and
simple life. Out of nowhere, a movie crew shows up to make a
documentary about the tribe they joined, and so, unable to escape the
modern world even in a primitive paradise, they wander off down the
beach to make a raft out of coconuts and sail off to Caprona or
something, I guess. The end.
Emanuelle Around
the World is the entry immediately following this, and picks up
right after the events of this movie, with Emanuelle ditching her
boyfriend on the island and hitching a ride back to America, where
she apparently picks up her old job with no trouble and goes back on
the trail. Whereas at the end of tonight's movie, she gets fed up
and leaves the country in frustration when her editor won't help her
bust the snuff movie ring (and I can't help but think she maybe
should have shopped the story around to a few other places – I
can't imagine no news service in the country would be uninterested in
high ranking politicians murdering women on camera to get off), in
the next flick she's a lot more focused, tougher, and doesn't stop
chasing her story until the police cars show up to cart the bad guys
away. It's interesting to see her grow from
worldly-but-out-of-her-depth reporter to aggressive, full-on badass
who won't take no for an answer. I have a feeling if her editor had
told her he wouldn't help with the sex slavery ring in Around the
World, she would have wound up using his balls as a key fob.
That's what I was
talking about before, actual character growth, learning from the
experiences in one movie and seeing that learning put to use in the
next installment. They don't just hit the reset button and go back
to fucking, the conflict and violence get ramped up between the two
movies with one having a direct effect on the other. Even when Bond
gets a little character moment like mourning his dead wife, within a
couple of movies he seems to have forgotten to whole thing and gone
back to being a smarmy womanizer. I enjoy Bond flicks, mind you, I
just thought they made a particularly good comparison in this case.
So yeah, proper attention given to the dramatic journey of a
character in a series of Italian smut movies. It's unexpected
surprises like this that really make watching these kinds of movies
fun. Well, that and all the greasy, grimy sex and violence.
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